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Soggy Vampires
03:50
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SOGGY VAMPIRES
By Dylan M. G. Blackthorn
Ha ha ha ha
ha ha ha ha
Soggy vampires trudge in ruby slippers through the mud
There is a rain, but its not a rain of blood
What is that smell?
Is it a wet dog or a wet werewolf?
Halloween rained out, it's over
Oh, oh oh oh no!
I saw the Mad Hatter escape on a skateboard
He seems to have a 6th sense for these kind of things
And a sense for
what weather the wind brings
Oh, Halloween is rained out it's over
Oh, oh oh oh no!
Ghosts are haunting the few dry places
Moaning and contorting their pallid faces
Is it better to run screaming through the storm
Or to die of fright before the coming morn
Soggy Candy isn't as much fun to eat
but it will get you high just the same
the clarion cry of trick or treat
trick or treat
has died on the street with no name
Halloween is rained out its over
Oh no
Damp princesses clomp through the muddy clover
A fire yet burns
through the down pouring rain
and circled around it
only the witches remain
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Telepathic Arachnid
04:30
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Telepathic Arachnid
By Dylan M. Blackthorn
Spider hanging upon your thread
Can you see inside my head
Telepathic arachnid
Let the fear of you be redacted
Telepathic .... arachnid
Spider floating in mid air
How many thoughts do think you'll catch there
Telepathic arachnid
Let the psychic link be enacted
Telepathic .... arachnid
Telepathic .... arachnid
Spider, spinning inside my mind
I can see we’re now the same kind
Eight eyes pointing nowhere
Meet the Fixed gaze of a glazed-over stare
Telepathic .... arachnid
Telepathic .... arachnid
I’m spinning to and fro
8 directions to my flow, I’m a
Telepathic arachnid
Into my web you’ll be attracted
Telepathic .... arachnid
Telepathic .... arachnid
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Dylan Blackthorn Austin, Texas
Accordion-driven singer, songwriter, composer, and band leader at THAT Damned Band, Thee Harlequine, & Mazel Tov Kocktail
Hour.
Part time Quantum Mechanic with 999 EYES FREAKSHOW & SURREAL SIDESHOW.
Austiner Klezmer Bund member since 2013.
TIME TRAVELER'S Local 999 since 2030.
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